Philadelphia Dominatrix Mistress Lauren ripped me off big time. I booked an appointment with her when I visited Philadelphia to see her, and I was pretty stoked. Granted, I didn’t expect much as I was visiting Philly, and I’m from NYC, where the doms are hot but D**N! What a deceitful scam. What a lie. I was expecting a hot 6/7, and I was greeted by a low 3 that looks like she ate the woman in the pictures on her website. Not like those are that great anyway, but I know I can’t compare New York to Philly. I could barely tell it was her. Maybe The pix are 10 years and 40 pounds ago, I guess. Her biceps were the size of most girls’ thighs. And don’t get me started on her cottage cheese-looking cellulite legs. Her hair was a rats nest mess, pimply gross skin, and she looked high. Definitely not what I was expecting $250 to buy, or for a girl in this kind of biz AT ALL. She should be sitting on her, and you know what, all day in an office like she looks, not trying to squeeze into corsets. I didn’t realize cows wear leather, how gnarly. I was p****d. Really p****d. What a rip-off. And I had to rent a car to get out to meet her in the middle of nowhere “Germantown.” The place smelled big time of cat p**s, and I could hear a dog barking real loud, and it wouldn’t stop even with her yelling at it. I was so livid. I figured id swallow the cash for the car rental, and I kindly asked for my $50 deposit back. She scoffed at me and demanded the other $200 whether I was gonna do the session or not. I laughed and told her she’s a lying scam artist and to get real. All in all, out total $175 total. I reported her to Venmo and amazon as that’s how she asks for her deposits to scam and steal. I did some research (I wish I had done this before I booked the session). Allegedly she has a history of doing stuff like this and harassing and stalking her ex-clients she sleeps with and other s*x workers, crazy lying and gossiping, stealing, and has alleged drug problems too from what I’ve seen. Oof. I might have been ripped off, but I guess it coulda have been much worse.
Philadelphia Dominatrix Lauren
856-823-9376
www.mistresslauren.com
Darren Ambler- you are getting crazier with every passing day! You are a screw ball seriously addicted *** addict, pervert, ***** king, drug pusher and grotesque loser. Your obsessive behavior is getting worse baby. Take a good look in a mirror. you are a homely, skinny zero with no appeal and you have Herpes and rancid breath. Your a disappointment to any domme or street hooker.
Don’t waste money renting cars. Give it to your illegimiate boy for food, you cheap ugly drug pusher. The cops know the plate number on your SUV. Use the SUV next time and let them arrest you for *** and narcotics trafficing. Arrest is inevidible, you broke every prostitution law PA ever made. Your nuts and ugly. No matter how much trouble youve had because of your *** and drug addiction you still cant stop. talk about stalkers? your the biggest stalker that ever lived and a very ugly unattractive one i must add. Was it your life ambition to grow up and be a hooker and junkie? Truth is Darren Ambler (the number one domme client) is one of the most demented and gross clients ever serviced. go get a std screen and some anti biotics. *** infections floating through the blood stream can make you crazier.. Std untreated viruses can cause insanity. Your already certifiable insane.