This 60-year-old man lives in his parent’s house. Ask his mom for money to go out. Doesn’t work, create lies. Gets hand-me-downs from his sister’s husband. Gets everything comped at clubs because his sister was a hoe who fuked promoters. Only has friends who are half his age. Meaning convinces 16-year-old boys he’s in the mafia. Claims he’s a John gottis family member. Gets money from the government and pretends to have a bad case of adhd to get addys to then sell them, pretending he’s el chaps. A complete loser who goes to strip clubs and tries to put fear in girls by claiming he’s in the mafia. Is a pathological liar and claims the Airbnb’s he rents with his friends is his house. De His skin looks like leather from all the fake tanning and Groupon Botox. His ugly Russian fat girlfriend with sharpie eyebrows (who he cheats on) buys him everything and she has this personality (during promo dinners with promoters) that she’s a mob wife. It’s hilarious. Can someone beat the **** out of them? He needs a reality check.
