Hey, De conceals involvements, conceals his actual marital status, and makes it your fault if you ask for clarification of peculiarities surrounding these issues. Is unavailable if you call 100%, expects you to be available any time. Offers all-expense-paid trip to Europe but chafes about a $20 dinner–that you may wind up paying for yourself. Has financial and security issues. Dyes his pubes and expects you to notice. Seeks **** partner 20+ years younger.