So this ***** here was sucking my **** teeth scraping ***** threw up from gagging and **** her fuking pants at the same time she sneezed and then tried to play it off like it wasnt **** that I saw splatter all over the floor and begged me to *** her anyway without even showering or ever beginning to clean herself or my floor up. De then the ***** got embarrassed stole my kids piggy bank broke the urn with my dad’s ashes in it poured bleach all over mine and my daughter’s clothes and then left. Later calling to apologize and inform me that it was out of her character to perform like that and asked me to take her back for one more night!!! Yeah right *****, this cvmm guzzling , **** splattered floor ***** b*tch is the **** splatter on Kansas city. Beware people it’s f*cked up how sweet she looks to how sh*tty she really is.
