Crystal Lynn Pohlmann is desperate for attention. One thing you have to understand is that she is desperate for a guy. Guys just run through her and then dump her. She gets a lot of thirsty ones pumping her fragile ego up, but take it from me, when she takes her clothes all the way off she isn’t anything to look at. Her ******* look like nasty flat pancakes. Which is funny because she is always talking about how other girls have flat butts and she laughs at them behind their backs when she has a flat pancake chest. Not to mention all the tats she has everywhere. She is always wearing a watch to cover her wrist. Ask her why, she will probably lie.
The tattoos she has are from her days of being a pass around easy lay and being strung out on dr ug. She got a sleeve to cover those. Now she acts like she is somehow better than every other piece out there. I’ve been there and done it, we dated and she was an annoying psycho and has mental issues especially jealousy issues, which is why she tries to put other females down in front of you if she is dating you. She is all around just bitter that’s why she doesn’t have many female friends because they see her for what she is and don’t want to be around her for long. She will tell you that she likes her **** licked but she is loose to put it lightly and the smell isn’t good either.
De she gets annoying real quick and all she does is talk about the gym or working out because she doesn’t have anything else to say. She is basic AF. If you want to get her in bed all you have to do is go to the gym and pay attention to her, she will open fast like 7-11. She makes the gym her life, she has at least 2 or 3 memberships to different gyms in and around Slidell, so when she gets played out at one gym she hops to the other. People at the gym know this about her, but act like they don’t so they can seem polite, but even the people who work there know. She is constantly thirsty and on the lookout for the D even though she has kids.
Crystal Lynn Pohlmann complains a lot about how there aren’t any good guys. The reality is the good guys are likely taken by good women and Crystal Pohlmann is unable to attract and keep a “good guy” because she has nothing to offer except a loose meat hole and tatted up body that looks like a bunch of scribbles from her heyday of sleeping around. . How are you going to get a good guy when you aren’t a good woman? Not much of a prize that’s for sure. So she constantly attracts guys who use her and dump her which adds to her anger and bitterness toward guys. She really has a chip on her shoulder but tries to hide it when you first start dating her. Slowly her true self comes out and that bitterness she has starts seeping out.
Think about it, even the guy who impregnated her and had kids with her doesn’t want anything to do with her and opted to pay child support instead of deal with Crystal Pohlmann and her annoying attitude.
But be careful what you get yourself into if you decide to try and date or sleep with her, it’s not worth it bro. She is nasty and has a flat strange looking chest looks like deflated bean bags. Also be sure to get tested if you decide to sleep with her. What you see when she is in clothes is ALL bra and no breast. This is why she tries to workout the back to take attention away from the floppy front so all you thirsty guys out there, understand there is a reason Crystal Pohlmann is still single and it’s because guys can’t stand her after a couple times in the sack and end up moving on, usually they just do a one-nighter because after that they realize it was a mistake.
She spent her 20’s and early 30’s running around being easy and now she is pushing 40 and getting desperate for someone to stick. That’s why she trolls around the gyms so much to run around trying to look for someone and trick them into being with her. The sad part is there are thirsty fools who will keep on pumping her fragile ego up and she will keep drinking up the attention. I’m sure eventually someone will be thirsty enough to stick around eventually. Don’t get it messed up, she is thirsty herself and always on the lookout for a sucker who will stay. Now she is also training her daughter to follow in her failed footsteps. The hoe-cycle continues.
